There wasn't much going on at alt.conspiracy.rec.org today, so I decided to spend some time lounging in the back, my trusty camera always by my side. The humidity had finally broken, so I was happy to laze the day away, alternately napping and admiring the wind blowing through the trees.
At one point during my drifting, I was called back to consciousness by the unmistakable sound of beet shoots and clover being chomped by wee, yet relentless jaws. Sure enough, I awoke only to find myself face to face with the 8 ounce bunny that has been unmercifully terrorizing my backyard.
A number of readers doubted my claims about Young Master Bunny, but, with this new photographic evidence, it is clear that we can no longer keep our heads in the sand on this issue.
Upon close analysis, the photos below suggest that he is now 9 ounces and exceptionally fleet of foot for a bunny of roughly 7 weeks of age. This is exactly how it starts, so don't say that Chauncey didn't warn you.
Heaven help us all. -C
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